AFTER 2 YEARS OF HER DEATH HERE ARE SOME OF JOAN´S BEST QUOTES:
“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” JOAN RIVERS, COMEDIAN
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present.” JOAN RIVERS, COMEDIAN
“I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.” JOAN RIVERS, COMEDIAN
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” JOAN RIVERS, COMEDIAN
“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.” JOAN RIVERS, COMEDIAN
“I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.” JOAN RIVERS, COMEDIAN
